Campaign Love Bites

Mary Beth Hoerner

Ron Paul to Carol Paul

Happy Valentine’s Day, Pumpkin!

The First Amendment protects my right to talk crazy, so here I go.

You know I have delivered more than 4,000 babies, which means I’ve been privy to well over 4,000 vjj’s, but yours still does it for me, Grandma. You may not be the hot, Barbie/Stepford Wife the other dolts have, you may wear floral housecoats to black-tie events, but no one—and I mean no one—rocks a “Ron Paul Revolution” hoodie the way you do. (more…)

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